Attack of the Genghis Cancer Clan

From Jeannette: I have to say that throughout this ordeal, I have been very confused to the extent of the cancer I have. First the CT scan said it was in the liver, then later reports said it was not in the liver. But I now have the full story and will recount it to you, my friends, in layman terms.

I have a lot of cancer, let’s name this bad stuff: the Genghis Cancer Clan (GCC). Dr. Jacob has done a great job with blood chemo sensitivity tests to profile these GCC killers just like they do on the TV show Criminal Minds. How can you fight the enemy without knowing what they are like? Just like the real Genghis Khan invaders of old, my army of GCC are barbaric assassins and invaders. These armies of GCC have decided to land on the plural wall of my right lung where they have gathered to form numerous tumors in the form of a thick curtain wall. They have destroyed many of the good cells and they spit out a byproduct which is water. That is why I had and still have H20 in my lung. They spit out the water and Dr. Jacob comes right back and removes it. The pleural wall is one of the worst areas that they have invaded. Think of it as the great wall of China: a natural obstacle to prevent them from jumping and invading the next province of LIVER. Well GCC is gathering strongly and thickly by this wall and they sure would like to cross over to the liver and other organs, and we are doing everything possible to bombard them. I think if I were getting regular western medicine back home, the doctors would probably have nuclear bombed them with massive doses of deadly chemo, which is great, but it would also kill off all life forms in the vicinity. Instead, we have decided to wage a fierce battle, but we are trying to be more strategic and focused with our troops. Dr. Vogl sent in our warriors directly to the central outpost of the GCC using a laser guided “smart bomb”. He hit them where it hurts, but didn’t kill off my immune system. Next we used reinforcements, non-nuclear chemo, antibodies and natural antioxidants. The liver is strategically very important in this battle as it is where all the allied troops stop and replenish and get R & R and we do not want this organ to be damaged in any way.

GCC has decided to fight dirty and opened up multiple fronts also forming two tumors inside the lung, one tumor in the surrounding bone and has affected many of the thoracic lymph nodes. So we have responded by sending in a secret weapon. Yesterday, I was injected with a special vaccine from Israel. We reached out to the holy land for help! Now my body is constantly on watch battling; it is like having a 24 hour Shock and Awe operation. I am weak from all this fighting, but determined and know that my team will win. Sometimes my troops will need R&R , like the USO program, except it will be in the form of poker tournaments, trips to other countries, cruises, etc. Anything for motivational support.